I like this line:

'In my opinion, Jesus had the best coming-out advice of all: “The truth will set you free.” He elaborated in the gnostic Gospel of Thomas: “If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.”'

From this website (August 29 entry).

They've taken turns to party, get messed up, flash their va-J-Js, traded boyfriends, and slept with half of the boys in Hollywood (they would've with the other half 'cept they were all probably gay).

Now big sis Paris went to jail, so they other two, Nicole and Lindsay, JUST had to do the same. (Though Paris served 3 weeks, and Nicole, just 82 minutes, and Lindsay supposedly is slated for one day.)

What next? More babies, in addition to Nicole's upcoming one?

The top and bottom reasons for having sex from a list of 237 that college-aged men and women gave University of Texas researchers:

Men's top 10 reasons:

1. I was attracted to the person.

2. It feels good.

3. I wanted to experience physical pleasure.

4. It’s fun.

5. I wanted to show my affection to the person.

6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.

7. I was “horny.”

8. I wanted to express my love for the person.

9. I wanted to achieve an orgasm.

10. I wanted to please my partner.

Women's top 10 reasons:

1. I was attracted to the person.

2. I wanted to experience physical pleasure.

3. It feels good.

4. I wanted to show my affection to the person.

5. I wanted to express my love for the person.

6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release.

7. I was “horny.”

8. It’s fun.

9. I realized I was in love.

10. I was “in the heat of the moment.”

Men's bottom 5 reasons:

1. The person offered to give me drugs for doing it.

2. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease.

3. I wanted to punish myself.

4. I wanted to break up my relationship.

5. I wanted to get a job.

Women's bottom 5 reasons:

1. I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease.

2. Someone offered me money to do it.

3. I wanted to get a raise.

4. It was an initiation rite to a club or organization.

5. I wanted to get a job.

Source: The Associated Press

*Read more here.

Tell me what you think of song and/or dude.

Check this link, it's got some in-depth and funny info.

And this video clip is funnier -- albeit a little gross.

And this link tells you some other things...

(Man, what's wrong with me today!)

Love this song… it’s so tender, heartfelt and poignant. At least to me.

Watch the video here.

 
(Does anyone have this CD by the way?)

James Morrison
The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore

I've been twisting and turning, in a space that's too small.
I've been drawing the line and watching it fall.
You've been closing me in, closing the space in my heart.
Watching us fading and watching it all fall apart.

(Chorus)
Well I can't explain, why it's not enough,

Cause I gave it all to you.
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do.
It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending.
There’s no use in trying,
When the pieces don't fit anymore,

The pieces don't fit here anymore.

You pulled me under, I had to give in.
Such a beautiful myth, that’s breaking my skin.
Well I'll hide all the bruises, I'll hide all the damage that's done.
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone.

Well I can't explain, why it's not enough,

Cause I gave it all to you.
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do.
It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending.
There’s no use in trying,
When the pieces don't fit anymore,

The pieces don't fit here anymore.

You pulled me under, I had to give in.
Such a beautiful myth, that’s breaking my skin.
Well I'll hide all the bruises, I'll hide all the damage that's done.
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone.
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Oooh don't misunderstand
How I feel.
Cause I've tried, yes I've tried.
Still I don't know why, no I don't know why
I don’t know why…

Well I can't explain, why it's not enough,

Cause I gave it all to you.
And if you leave me now, oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do.
It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending.
There’s no use in trying,
When the pieces don't fit anymore,

The pieces don't fit here anymore.

Came across this in one of my spam mails. Kind of lame, but a little funny:

“This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans. Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....:

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.”

As some of y’all know, I had my Samsung phone stolen from me over the weekend. Ok, I admit I was easy bait, but still, some people have no scruples!

I was out with some friends and we’d had quite a few drinks that night. At our last stop – well, last for me cos I was done in by the drinks about then – I got a phone call so went through the back door of the bar to the back alley to take it. And apparently, after the call, I somehow dozed off right there.

When I woke, I realised my phone was gone. Initially I thought I’d perhaps dropped it somewhere, then I checked and found that my wallet was emptied out. Though it was previously in the back pocket of my jeans, it was now slid into my front left pocket, with only my ID and Driver’s License remaining. Whoever it was had taken all the cash and cards – including my Velvet and MOS membership cards!! But oddly though, he/she/they didn’t take my Butter Factory card. Bizarre.

Anyhow, I rushed home in a cab (and got the driver to wait downstairs while I ran up to my home to get some cash), then I called up the telephone company and bank to suspend the phone line and cards respectively. And of course, the phone had already been turned off by then.

The next day I was talking to my friends that I was out with, and they said they saw me go to the back of the bar and assumed I went to the bathroom. They didn’t realise I’d gone out the back door. So they waited and eventually realised I wasn’t in the bar, and when they phoned later, they couldn’t reach me.

But my phone… I had all these precious text messages and photos in them stored in there from as far back as three years ago. From some of my first sms exchanges with P when we first met in 2004, to other lovely ones from friends and such over the years… sigh.

Seriously, I think I’d pay the fool to give me my phone back. And really, it’s an old phone, what could it possibly be worth on the re-sale market??

I went back to the spot the next day to look around again, hopeful of finding something there. I had this fantastical notion that perhaps the person would have a change of heart and leave a note there, or even the phone (yeah right) – but of course there was nothing. Then I started hoping that maybe he didn’t think it was a good idea to leave things there and that he might call up someone on my phone list offering the phone back. But of course, I was still dreaming.

Sigh.

Why, why.

红豆

王菲 (Faye Wong)

还没好好的感受 雪花绽敷的气候

我们一起颤抖 会更明白 什么是温柔

还没跟你牵着手 走过荒芜的沙丘

可能从此以后 学会珍惜 天长和地久

有时候 有时候 我会相信一切有尽头

相聚离开 都有时候 没有什么会永垂不朽

可是我 有时候 宁愿选择留恋不放手

等到风景都看透 也许你会陪我 看细水长流

还没为你把红豆 熬成缠绵的伤口

然后一起分享 会更明白 相思的哀愁

还没好好的感受 醒着亲吻的温柔

可能在我左右 你才追求 孤独的自由

有时候 有时候 我会相信一切有尽头

相聚离开 都有时候 没有什么会永垂不朽

可是我 有时候 宁愿选择留恋不放手

等到风景都看透 也许你会陪我 看细水长流

(x 2)

Haven’t properly experienced, when snowflakes scatter and swirl.

When we shiver together, we’ll know better, what is gentleness?

Haven’t yet held your hand, and walked across barren sands

Maybe from now, will learn to treasure, forever.

Sometimes, sometimes, we believe everything has an end.

Coming together and parting, everything has its time, nothing lasts forever.

But me, sometimes, I’d rather hold on to my feelings and not let go.

Until I’ve seen all there is to see, maybe then you’ll come back and accompany me, and watch the days go by.

Haven’t yet boiled the red bean for you, all entangled like a wound. (???)

And then we enjoy it together, we’ll know better, lovesickness and sorrow.

Haven’t yet properly experienced, waking up to a gentle kiss.

But maybe, around me, you’ll soon come chasing after, the loneliness of freedom.

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(Bad translation, maybe someone can do a better job?? But then again, her lyrics always make no sense, much less when translated! But this is one of my fave songs from her, you can watch it on Youtube by clicking on the song title link.)